fly to high

Akanishi Jin’s solo “LOVEJUICE” on the KAT-TUN “Don’t U Ever Stop” single is possibly one of the dirtiest English songs I have ever heard – even dirtier than all those rap songs that only talk about booties and hoes and whatnot.

First, just listen to the song – it’s got a great R&B beat, paired with his smooth vocals.

Got that? Yeah, I know you can’t tell what the heck he’s singing. It’s actually completely in English, and the lyrics are completely penned by Jin himself.

If you scroll down, you’re in for completely not safe for work lyrics.

Don’t know where you’re from
Never seen you around
But that don’t mean nothing to me
Just want a taste of that…

She stood there waiting alone
Green eyes her shoulder exposed
Smiling and biting her straw
She gave me one look, I froze

Her sexy inviting eyes
My hands on her hips as we grind
She whispered in an accent unknown

“Just let go, let the music take control babe
Move your body, nothing crazy
So take it slow, there’s so many things I want you to know
I ain’t leaving you, cuz I’m yours tonight”

I can tell you want me too
And every time I think of you
That luscious drink your lips produce
I can taste that sweet LOVEJUICE
(x2)

“Oh”, “Oh”, “More”, “Slow”

Classy like none of these hoes
Pretty little frame under her clothes
Those lips as red as a rose
Vibing to the beat from the Boze

Don’t rush the night is still young
Take it to the room and sex things up
I can see you call out my name, saying

“Don’t stop, more,” I’m trying to see how your lips feel babe
All we need is body language
And now I know, I’m falling for you and I just can’t lie
I won’t go nowhere cuz I’m your man tonight
(Hook)

See, I’ve been all around the world, but I ain’t (seen nothing x2)
Like you, don’t matter where you’re from, it don’t (mean nothing x2)
See, I’ve been all around the world, but I ain’t (seen nothing x2)
And now I’ve got four minutes to take you back, girl we can (be something x2)
(Hook x3)

“But that’s not so bad!” Also note that lovejuice isn’t just some romantic metaphor for them having a nice little loving affair; in Japanese, lovejuice means vaginal secretion.

Puts it all in a different perspective, doesn’t it.

Also things to note:

1. Jin likes the girl with “green eyes” with an “accent unknown.” Sorry ladies, Jin likes his girls Scottish.
2. He takes “four minutes to take you back.” Only four?
3. Jin has a bodily secretion fetish.

Good thing that the whole song is in Engrish, so listening to it in public won’t cause any embarrassment, because the song itself is pretty jammin’.

That said, good job to Jin with the English! Sure, unless you read the lyrics you can’t understand what he’s singing, but he did write all the lyrics. “Classy like none of the hoes, vibing to the beat of the Boze?” Now that’s poetry.